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Seventy-One Prayers

whofelltoearth Jul 03, 2008 00:05

What is this...

What is this feeling in the pit of my stomach, like a shiver just looking for a young girl's spine to run down...

Bad lamb for dinner? No.

It's like I'm standing on my own grave suddenly.

[ooc: link obviously not ic. fourth wall, what fourth wall? >.>]

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Fifty-Nine Prayers

whofelltoearth May 24, 2008 20:47

[Voice Post, filtered away from Sister Esther]

Ah...excuse me?

HELP!How do you clean Tupperware? Or should I just burn it all in the name of proper sanitation ( Read more... )

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Fifty-Three Prayers

whofelltoearth Apr 28, 2008 20:34

[Voice Post]

[a gunshot and the sound of running before a door slams and a jamb locks, followed by a nervous, falsetto voice]

HELP!There's an undead creature in my apartment! I asked him if he was friendly and he didn't answer, but based on behavior I'm going to go ahead and assume that it wants to eat the best and tenderest parts of me ( Read more... )

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Forty-Six Prayers

whofelltoearth Apr 17, 2008 02:48

EXPLAIN.

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Forty-Two Prayers

whofelltoearth Apr 11, 2008 19:53

[Voice Post]

Remember, every one of you, that God helps those who help themselves! These things are far too much a nasty reminder of things I've seen at home, but blessedly much smaller and more easily destroyed although the parrot-talking is distinctly creepyI'm going out! If anyone needs assistance, please let me know! I am willing and able to ( Read more... )

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Thirty-Seven Prayers

whofelltoearth Apr 03, 2008 00:27

[Accidental Voice Post]

Ouch!

Oh, bother. Pathetic, that's what it is.

OW- to hell with this place!

[ooc: approach with caution. a dreary mist with occasional nickel-sized hail. clearly, his mood is self-flagellating.]

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Sixteen Prayers

whofelltoearth Mar 08, 2008 12:46

In the Name of Jesus Christ, our God and Lord, strengthened by the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin Mary, Mother of God, of Blessed Michael the Archangel, of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul and all the Saints and those powerful in the holy authority of our ministry, we confidently undertake to repulse the attacks and deceits of the devil ( Read more... )

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